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  • 62 32
    Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 15, 10 at 10:58am
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    Not even Jesus can turn that piss water into wine

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    Submitted by bmilk on Sep 15, 10 at 10:04am
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    Jesus had the power to turn water into wine. I have to power to turn wine into throw-up.

    • 39 42
      Submitted by shadowfox on Sep 15, 10 at 10:24am
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      And I have the power to turn copious amounts of beer into piss and an excuse for why i felt the need to break that flower pot. Everybody's a superhero with alcohol in their system.

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    Submitted by BD78 on Sep 18, 10 at 1:39pm
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    I think He'd throw the cup at whoever gave it to Him and ask for something with some flavor.

  • 49 36
    Submitted by redwolf on Sep 16, 10 at 4:41am
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    Jesus would not do such a thing! This statement is not one anyone should be proud of! I'm\nNot trying to bust anyones chops but this is wrong!

  • 47 33
    Submitted by jjuarez85 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:01pm
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    He's doin it now!!! I seen homeboy last night at our faculty party!!!

  • 48 38
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 15, 10 at 10:00am
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    perfect victory phrase after winning the beer pong tournament

  • 48 39
    Submitted by dm630 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:08pm
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    he would change that pisswater into wine

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    Submitted by dcoursler on Sep 16, 10 at 2:41pm
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    Amen

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    Submitted by sould1er on Sep 15, 10 at 9:00pm
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    you me party Halloween