Its about making memories worth repressing
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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