when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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