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  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:10pm

    Nice did she tell him the herpes were also part of the costume?

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:42pm

    10:39 noone will text it. Fuck u

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18am

    You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:33pm

    whore doesn't deserve to be married

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:49am

    Girls cheat cuz they want a bigger cock to fulfill them better.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:06am

    I told him my Nuva Ring was part of my costume. Then we proceeded to play ring toss all night.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:17am

    Atleast Jeff reads the post. Joker is copying and pasting the same line in every text. Not sure if I envy that much free time or not

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:02am

    Jeff--please stop and get a life!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:38am

    Oh I get it, it's funny because {insert something "witty"/obvious/notfunny/naive/stupid here} ! -Not Jeff

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:36pm

    her poor, poor husband :(

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:29am

    Drink then smoke. Don't wanna drown it, elate it.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:20am

    The fuck is wrong with people these days. You don't cheat because you respect and care about the person. And no, 1:20 may not speak great engles, but he's not a dumb fuck, he's actually quite right.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:55am

    Not ok, but damn funny! -my kingdom for a name

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:54pm

    Lol doesn't wanna be married on Halloween or doesn't wanna be married at all?

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:44am

    Question, drink then smoke, or smoke then drink?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:20am

    People cheat because they can't be happy with what they've got. In these's days and these's times. It's just easyer to just give up on your relationship. Then it is to work it out. I would never cheat on someone. And it's not becaues I think I would get caught do it. It's because I like and respecty self enough no to do it . How can I fuck some one esle

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:34am

    Shut the fuck up 1219. Jeff needs to choke.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:26am

    Charles Rutherford, dressed as hitler and sent WW2 gas chamber

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:08am

    Oh tac-town. Typical!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:03am

    1:20 you are a dumbfuck

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30am

    Charles Rutherford says you shouldn't say his penis tastes like hot dog water!

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:32am

    What a lying, cheat, Fucking whore!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:37am

    Ho go home and wash out your beaver.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:23am

    Then go home and get into bed with the one that u are spose to love. If your not happy. Break up and do what ever the hell u want. Then no one gets hurt

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:20pm

    Don't bother wasting your time and texting that number, it's not even a real one. Someone is a douchebag!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:39pm

    Noone said she cheated...although she did lie!

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:19am

    1202 please stop trolling this site get a life find somewere else to spend ur time no one here even likes you. Your the worst troll ever

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:12am

    At least you found out she's a whore now.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:24pm

    what a fucking whore. i hope someone cunt punts her to her senses. and i agree 11:02 lol

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:21pm

    Hahahahahaha.... Best ever!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:51am

    I'm not going to read tfln for a week so all these lame Halloween texts are over with god knows how ling it'll take for them to stop Christmas texts

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:16pm

    well 11:02 and 11:06, a lot of them i'm sure are fake. but no one's gonna post a regular day conversation, so when someone has a crazy night and talks about it, which i'm sure happens at least with some people most days, then they would post it here.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:06pm

    Lol 11:02 I think the same thing cause almost all of these are laid out exactly the same it's ridiculous.. I dont think any if these are real anymore!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:44pm

    lmao some of you tfln people are obviously really unhappy with your lives getting uptight about halloween texts

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:44am

    Halloween was like 2 nights ago, enough already! TFLN. Hello!...

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:09am

    girl you know i i i i i dont need candles and cake just squezze yo body and make good birthday sex birthday sex

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:01pm

    Death to zipper heads - Token Racist

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:55am

    And you believed it or allowed it to be cause for "guiltless" denial. Back at ya, not cool.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:34am

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. -- Anonymous

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:15am

    Adultresses should be executed.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:48am

    I love you Jeff<3 you always help me out, when a txt confuses me.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:37am

    cheating is a symptom not a cause

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:38am

    MEHEHE. Okay, any other time I would so say this wife was a whore. But it is pretty funny, she took advantage of the 1 day of halloween!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:30pm

    DONT TEXT THE 469 NUMBER! someone played a really bad joke on me. i didnt put my number on here. i donrt want anyone to text me.. sorry.. who ever did this must hate me.

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:02pm

    Does anyone else wonder how these conversations go and how 5-10 people/day have them? Recipient: OMG hehe I was blackout drunk what happened? OP: *TFLN* Recipient: OMG Hehe that's so funny! TFLN! Post it naooooooooo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:24pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the wedding ring was real but she pretended it was for the costume so the other guy would think she was really single still! -Jeff

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:34am

    Therapy is on the calendar by now...

  • 37 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:39pm

    text me 469,222,3731