im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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