I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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