Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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