She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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