oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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