butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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