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  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:05am

    Good luck collecting

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:52am

    Dumb? I dunno, you can't really argue with results.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:56am

    Imagine what she might've done for a fur coat.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:17am

    I call bullshit on this one. If a guy proposed a bj in exchange for wearing his stupid jacket, I'd punch him in the face. Douche.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:39am

    7:17. The chick musta been very cold.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:52am

    I would have done that this morning! I was soo cold

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:44am

    she probably didn't mention that she had mouth herpes....

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:58pm

    @ 8:42, get an education.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:39pm

    When I was in college we would let chicks borrow our jackets just to be nice. Damn, I wish I was born 15 years later!!!

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:10am

    Perhaps it was just her way of hitting on him and making a move? ? ? T'was a very generous offer.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:16pm

    No joke, I didn't want to take the trash out at work so I told a coworker that I'd blow him if he did it. We still joke about it a lot.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:51pm

    Totally joked around about giving a guy a back massage for his jacket and he took me up on it immediately after...a beej is really only a step away, i wouldn't be surprised if she actually followed through, haha

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:42am

    We should send OP to the Middle East with these negotiating skills!!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:00am

    I miss St. Peters :-(

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:43pm

    Perhaps he didn't ask for a bj. He could have asked what he'd get in return, almost like a joke, and she's just a slut who offered.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:26am

    you have to tell us if you were able to collet or if this was just another bitch using her feminine charms to get her way

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:39am

    Haha, I believe this is a true scenario. True that the OP thought he's hot shit and true that the girl ran off with his jacket without ever getting on her knees...

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:52am

    Wishful thinking. What a con!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:45pm

    10 bucks says she does not fulfill her end of the deal....and you are dumb for thinking she will, she should get to keep the jacket for making you believe that

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:40pm

    Hahhaha talk bout a desperate whore!!!but good for you

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:50am

    You need to get payment upfront. She's already wearing your jacket and you'll probably never get that blowjob. If it seems too good to be true, it is.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by fireflake12 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:43am

    Everyone is getting mad saying "you don't ask for a blowjob in return!" Maybe the girl offered the blowjob for the jacket and not the other way around.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:12pm

    real or fake who gives a shit. it's still funny

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:18am

    This text is made of win.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:20pm

    She obviously didn't want the jacket that badly I'm sure she just wanted to see what was in your pants

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    Haha that guy is NOT EVER getting a bj. Way to go chica.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    8:10 made a great point. They could've liked each other. But this does seem like a "I'mma make up a story to piss my friends off" type of text.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:16am

    Haha. He soo never got a bj 

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:10pm

    Id do that anydayy!!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:40am

    This has victory written all over it.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:14am

    I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:53pm

    i would have done that earlier it really cold here right now

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:07am

    I definitely agree that the follow up text will be about unpaid services.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:17pm

    Lol that's sad that that's been the best day so far since you've been alive.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:15am

    Gees, she can keep my jacket lol

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:47am

    if i was really really cold, i'd totally do it

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:05pm

    go get tested. chivalry is not dead, if a girl's cold, offer her your jacket, asshole!! maybe she'll be appreciative enough to see you sometime, and maybe naturally progress to the blowjob stage.. don't barter for one!

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:52pm

    Well if it's true this guy knows what's up

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    that is like a buyer beware

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:21pm

    Ewwww if she does that for a jacket imagine what she would do if you gave her your luncheww I would rather freeze nasty whore

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:33am

    OP sounds like a jerk to me.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:46pm

    This is good stuff. Simple as that.

  • 19 31
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 27, 12 at 7:00am

    If it was a cold day I would do this in a heartbeat, plus I bet this guy smelt delicious.

  • 25 53
    Submitted by Smo77 on Feb 16, 11 at 11:37pm

    If this is true, you are my hero. But then again a girl who makes that kind of deal is either full of STDs or is fugly.

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:47pm

    I'd do more than that for a jacket ;)