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Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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