Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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