Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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