Buhtt sex?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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