I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
why do cheetos always look like penises
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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