CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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