He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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