Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Help. Why am I so naked?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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