I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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