i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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