Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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