oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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