do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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