ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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