Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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