Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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