She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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