Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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