ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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