found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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