Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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