My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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