I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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