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  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:45pm

    733 is a typical asian whore. slit eyed slut, you shouldnt be proud of anything

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:45pm

    lube is your best friend...or taking things nice and sloww...sure you'll both like tht

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm

    fuck you 749, 356 knows what hes talking about, those ladies are flat out stunning, the ones that are good looking are drop dead

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:55pm

    4:27, if you've never been with an Asian, how do you know what they sound like? Someone's been watching too much bad porn.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Pjiggly on Jul 23, 10 at 12:28am

    I'm Asian.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:39pm

    lmao @ 5:10 and 4:59 and speaking as an asian female who is dating a black guy, i am SUPER scared of his dick not fitting.............

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:22pm

    5:09~ I think I love you!

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:38am

    1045 yeah right. asians are smarter than us, dress better, & drive better cars than us. plus they have respect.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:07pm

    can someone explain the white man's obsession with asians? or is it just one of those unspoken laws of nature?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:49am

    yes i'm asian, yes i have sex with white guys (no asians yet) & yes i'm fucking nuts both inside & outside of bed. calm down kids.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:56am

    95% of Asian girls I see are fugly as fuck! They have no ass and no boobs. Middle Easterners, now THERE is some hot ass! I knew this one Egyptian chick who was hot as hell. I still think about her when I have sex with my girlfriend.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47am

    1045 don't be jealous cause you're not asian. 733 is way better than you.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:49am

    3:56 is an idiot. False statistics. (:

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:42am

    hahaha 10:13. spot on.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:13pm

    yes youre asian, yes youre a whore, and yes youre fucking insane.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:09pm

    3:07, Usually tight and fun-sized.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:31pm

    I was standing next to the person yelling this... fuck yes

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:14am

    what's with all the bashing...

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:04pm

    ^^^^^it's called spit^^^^^

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:10pm

    asian girls are small because their males are just as soft and small...

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:17pm

    #11 on Stuff White People Like

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:46pm

    wow didnt hear that line from wedding crashers or anything......lame.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:45am

    Asian girls are an old trend and they weren't even that popular outside of 2-3 states.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:12am

    3:56 is right about Middle Easterners. Aye carumba.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:09pm

    @ 5:09 is that b/c asian guys have small penis lol? @5:59 all you had to say was "he's black" and everyone would have inferred the rest haha

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:54pm

    i remember my first asian... such a memorable moment in my life.. i made the mistake of dating one though... don't ever date an asian. they are crazy as fuck.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:47pm

    Almost positive this was sent to me.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:14pm

    and they'll vomit on you if you aks them!

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:02am

    looks like this guy just caught yellow fever =]

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:58pm

    That's ok she called you white meat

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:27pm

    never been with an Asian personally but i gotta ask you one and everybody else a question: Why do Asian chicks sound like they are crying/in horrible pain while fucking? That shit is mad annoying. and if you dont believe me watch/do a couple of Asian and tell me im lying

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:09pm

    That's from Wedding Crashers

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:59pm

    lol i knw an asian chick going out with a black dude and shes super scared he wont fit into her vajayjay cuz hes apparently really big and shes apparently really tight...now thts awkward

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:03pm

    LMFAO!!!! U kno she felt stupid as hell. Really funny tho!!!! LOL!!!!

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:58pm

    That's hilarious. I got my first asian awhile ago. I'm trying to find a decent looking indian but no luck yet.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:43pm

    i HATE asians. i AM asian.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:43pm

    not all asian girls are crazy.. and not all of them look like the stereotypical asian girl. different colors, sizes, etc. as for the whine-moaning, i'm going to chalk it up to bad porn and girls with high pitched annoying voices.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:58pm

    356 is false. 227 is false as well. Asian girls are tiiight :)

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:49pm

    Guys, we're talking about restaurants right?! =D

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:56pm

    HAHAH and i re-fell in love with this site all over again

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:15pm

    flat faces, flat bodies

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:32am

    yellow girls have no eyes, no ass or boobs, are fucking crazy, and taste bad. no thanks. im a white guy, and ill date any race but asian.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:09pm

    ohh, ouch 4:27. I'm an Asian girl and agree that the crying / pained sounds are restricted to bad porn. I'm pretty sure I sound more like, "Fuck me harder!" than "Oh god, this hurts so much." And yes the stereotype of tight Asian pussies is true. We're religious about those damn Kegels as well.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:03pm

    Awkwaaaard. You know, for a white guy, I'm not particularly wild about Asian girls. I know, I know, that's like "BLASPHEMY" among white guys, but I'm more into the Black and Arab girls myself. Not that I'm discounting anything happening in the future.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    wow 443 don't hate! i'm 100% asian & proud of it. all the white boys want me & black boys want me even more. i'm usually everyone's first asian. & it's true.. my pussy is super tight. 1132- i'm not yellow. i'm golden tan. from taiwan but born here. i have a great ass & big brown eyes. i guess i'd have to be your first : )

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:57pm

    Ahhh, I remember MY first Asian.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:06pm

    a lot of asian chicks are so hot

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:08am

    3:56 speaks the truth

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:25pm

    5:09- I don't want to say you are my new hero, but way to play that one.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:55pm

    asians look like aliens

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:10pm

    4:10, awesome hahahaha

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:05pm

    the white tiger strikes again!

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:03pm

    wedding crashers altered but still wedding crashers

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:52pm

    Stolen from Wedding Crashers. Fail. Funny, but fail.

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:06pm

    7:33 you're usually everyones's first? uhmm okay and also being super tight is actually super hard to fit into...kinda hurts like a bitch. so dont knw why the black dudes would want that since they packing the most.

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:21pm

    nono my boyfriend definitely said the asian he was with sounded like she was whining. haha but he liked it?

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:41pm

    Coming from an asian girl, i find that hilarious.

  • 29 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:36pm

    it makes me SOOO worried this was from some dude i dated lol