Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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