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  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:02am

    I love the smell of diamonds. Wait, what the hell? I thought diamonds naturally smelled of sulfur, alcohol and small bits of rotted away liver?

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:38am

    Lmao. You are a god.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:31am

    douchebag -- let out a ripper. You're a man, the world is your toilet. You can fart anywhere you feel like. Just keep some TP close by -- you can't always trust a beer fart

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:27pm

    youre a fucking disgrace to new york. fucktards.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:51pm

    Crop-dusting in crowded places is always hilarious.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:09am

    Cropdusting is like the guy version of trimming a tree

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:21pm

    bridal dept in tiffany's....how do we know it wasn't some broad dusting the crops?

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    Um... Chances are, this was acwoman. Women secretly think farts ate funny around other women.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:45pm

    I'm a girl and let me tell you..ripping ass is hilarious. It's natural. Stop freaking the fuck put, guys, when girls do it.