I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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