Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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