i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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