one might say we're banned from that church
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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