doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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