omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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