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  • 97 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:17am
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    I hope your penis is bigger, 7:05am.

  • 80 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:07am
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    may want to stop sleeping next to the stove.

  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:26am
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    Your roommate is probably a cannibal and is planning to cook you. No big deal.

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:39am
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    HAHA, ITS NON-STICK... GET IT? OBVIOUSLY YOUR ROOMMATE THINKS YOUR LEGS ARE STICKY....

  • 86 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:10am
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    is cooking spray some urban dictionary synonym for jizz?

  • 77 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:29pm
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    Anger issue fail for 5:19. Have a nice day.

  • 78 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:58pm
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    4th time??!!! WTF?

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:44am
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    Your roommate is lubing you up and fucking you while you sleep

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:50am
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    Why would someone do that?

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:29pm
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    This is disturbing. Why are they putting cooking spray on you???

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:15pm
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    Beat his head in with the can. That's not cool, man.

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:05am
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    first bitches. suck it. -Rouck

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:11am
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    Well that's disturbing

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:13pm
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    Move out.. They want to eat you alive...

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:54pm
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    Hahahahahahahha weirdo

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:09pm
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    hahaha I actually laughed out loud...thats so fuckin disturbing man... switch roommates

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:12am
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    I be cooking in your ass. Here's some spray to let my cock slide on in

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:26pm
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    Are you that big that they had to lube your thighs to get to the good stuff

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:57pm
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    Hahaha. Funny though. Haha.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:40pm
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    Umm... WTF do you live with Hannibal lector or some shit

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:54am
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    maybe they think you're tasty?