conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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