Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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