Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Randomize