I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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