what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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