I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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