Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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